Everything I need to know in life I learned from social media

• Oversimplify everything.
• Your opinion is important-if it fits into a small number of fringe categories.
• It's more more important to be first than right.
• Whoever yells the loudest speaks the truth.
• Judge people, not actions.
• If you're distracting, you're winning.
• Half a truth is better than one.
• Present the exception as the rule.